EXIT LIQUIDITY

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THE MERCH STAND

PHYSICAL GOODS FOR DIGITAL LOSSES

PHYSICAL CARDS

PHYSICAL CARDS

The same 3,333 degens, now in holographic foil. Paper hands — literal edition.

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THE BAG HOLDER BINDER

THE BAG HOLDER BINDER

Six-pocket pages for organized copium. Zips shut so the losses stay in.

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LEGEND POSTERS

LEGEND POSTERS

Museum-grade prints of the 33 Market Makers. Hang your final boss above the trading desk.

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EXIT HOODIE

EXIT HOODIE

For cold nights watching red candles. The pocket fits exactly one hardware wallet.

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NEON SNAPBACK

NEON SNAPBACK

Glow-thread embroidery. Let the whole street know whose liquidity you are.

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VINYL FIGURE

VINYL FIGURE

Mr. Breakeven, immortalized. Comes with phone, coffee, and six years of flat PnL.

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STICKER PACK

STICKER PACK

Five archetypes for your laptop lid. Slap one on the office thermostat too.

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